外婆告状了 Grandma's report

今天外婆向妈妈告状了，说我的坏话，当然还有一些好话，我我我。。。我是个乖小孩吗？

外婆告诉妈妈：

宝宝自己爬我们坐着写字的方凳子，边爬边讲加油，加油。。。她看小孩的节目里那些体育活动力有叫加油的，她也跟着叫加油。
。。。

今天给她看照片，她一看到一张照片就说“来英”“来英”，我看没狮子呀，啊，下一张她骑狮子的就出现了，到那一张就知道下张是有狮子的了。
她每次看到这张都会讲“来英”“来英”，而且还要再返回来再看，我跟她讲，以后回美国了，叫爸爸妈妈开车带你再去骑“来英”好吗？她马上回答说“好‘，”好“。那好的发音是老美的发音，不是我们中国人的发音
。。。

这妞也倔得很，昨天在电脑书桌旁她把她的书扔到地上，我开始讲：宝宝，把书捡起来给婆婆。她跑开玩她的，我又讲：宝宝，把书捡起来给婆婆。听到吗，她还是玩她的，我又讲：宝宝，把书捡起来给婆婆，要不婆生气了。她这就跑过来冲着我嘿嘿的笑笑，就是不捡书。她要从我身边跑到阳台去，我讲你把书捡起来，放到椅椅上就可以出去，她不理这些，还是往外去。我就拦着她还是讲不捡起来就不能出去，她就使劲往外钻，我还是拦住她要她捡，我就是看看她最后会怎样。后来她哭了，而且是大哭，好像是委屈她了。我讲你把书抛了，还不捡起来，还哭，是你不对，知道吗，还是把书捡起来，把书捡起来了你不就出去玩了吗，她边哭边往外钻，就是不捡书，你爸讲她是宁死不屈，就是不捡。我只得叫你爸把她带走。

你爸把她抱走，边走边和她讲，你把书扔到地上不对哟，应该捡起来，你爸把她放到电视机前她看电视，我走到她旁边，她目不斜视，知看电视，不理我，我后来给她做了个怪相，她看了才笑了。
。。。

对，她会指着你画的双桥那副画讲“妈妈”、“妈妈”

Mom and Grandma's conversation

This is a conversation about my potty training. Did I really do it? Unbelievable! 原来尿尿是酱紫练出来滴。

yh is my dear grandma, and Huafen is my dear mom, of course.

yh says:
宝宝睡了，今天早上5.45就醒了，她醒了要我起来，我就得给她把尿，把了很大一泡尿，在床上玩了一会，6.30穿衣服出来，就跑到她爷床上去闹了一会，下来就要看宝宝，就是看她的录像。
我看有40多分钟了，就给你爸一个尿盆你爸陪她看录像坐盆盆尿尿

Huafen says:
她现在怎么都这么早就醒呢？

yh says:
坐了15分钟屎尿都出来了。

Huafen says:
呵呵，她有没有觉得臭。

yh says:
我今天早上都没给她夹尿片，拉湿了一条裤，后几次都把到尿了。

Huafen says:
她拉在裤子上叫吗？

yh says:
她知道臭，原来尿片上有巴巴给她闻，她都往后退，小手在鼻子下扇扇的。
是的给她把了几次她都刁，最后拉到裤子上了。我把她裤子脱下来让她摸摸，告诉她裤子湿了，有尿尿啦，不乖呀，她也好像知道做错了事，不知一哩哇啦讲了一通，又在我脸上亲亲的，后面再给她把她也不刁了。

Today...我的一天

I have no idea what I did the whole day today, but Grandma knows :D She told Mom the following stories about me... Hehe, am I a trouble maker?
说实话，我每天都不知道自己干了些啥，不过外婆知道，所以她告诉了妈妈。。。哈哈，看来我是个实足的捣蛋分子。

我们今天去做睡袋了，一看做得比买的还贵，还没买的漂亮，于是还是去看买的了。

在坐车回来时，我抱着宝宝坐在位子上，她坐了一会就开始动了，不肯坐也不肯站，要往地下去，我就站起来让她一人站在坐椅上，她到好，她要一人坐在椅子上，我只好把我的一只腿顶在她坐的椅子旁卡在她的两腿中间，怕她掉下来，她用手还推掉我的腿，不要我的腿放在那里，我又用手抓住她，也掰掉我的手，把她放在靠着椅背坐，她往前撑，要把两条腿吊下来。我不行了，叫你爸上，你爸也和我一样做了一遍，不行，他只好强行站在宝宝对面用脚兑在她的腿中间拦住她。到都快到家了才让抱起她来坐下。

上午出门时走到刚好幼儿园小朋友做操，我们就带她看看，她站在那里看，好象也不是很感兴趣的样子，我讲宝宝你看小朋友在做操，你也做好吗？我扶她的手做，她把我的手推掉，我看她不做也就算了，就让她看吧，看到做完了，小朋友排队开始回房子里去了，走了一半人进去了，她哇的一声哭起来了，我赶快把她抱起来跟她讲，这是小朋友做完操要回教室上课了，他们明天再来做操的。赶快抱她走了说去坐车上街玩，她才好了。

我们吃完晚饭，你爸去买鲜奶，她看到也要去，你爸讲天黑了，外面冷，你不去。我把她拉过来讲，宝宝，我们看动画，不跟爷去，我坐下来准备把她抱起来跟我一起坐，她跑了，看她走到方玩具的沙发边拿玩具，我也没在意，一会她翻出她的蓝帽子自己往头上戴，我以为她在玩，她带不好，就往我手上塞，并拉起我的手往们口走，啊！我明白了，赶快叫住已出门的你爸回来，你爸讲干吗？我说：你看，你讲天冷了，宝宝就拿出了帽子自己带，现在带帽子了，你不带她去行吗。最后就带她去买奶了。

I like...

I like eating, not just milk, but everything I can grab in my hand except pacifiers. So, paper, books, cloth, my toys, grandma’s cheek can all be my lunch.
我爱吃！只要不是pacifier什么东东落在我手上，我都能吃。所以千万不要让我碰到纸、书、衣服、玩具什么的，这些都会成为我的美味午餐。还有，外婆的脸蛋！

I like jumping, jumping on couch, bed and mommy’s thigh. It is so exciting. Everything is moving in opposite direction: I am up and they are down, while I am down then they are up. I guess I will have a Johnny Jump soon.
我爱跳！跳来跳去太有意思了，而且我周围的东东都跟着我跳，不过我向上它们就向下，我向下它们就向上，比我还调皮。

I like watching, watching TV, watching grandma and grandpa making food in the kitchen, and watching kids playing on the field in that elementary school crossing our street. However, I don’t understand what those kids are doing. They look so happy on the field but will suddenly run away when a bell rings. Sometimes they will come and say hello to me, but they call me BABY. That’s not my name. My name is Jackie!
我爱看！看什么呢？看电视啦、看外公外婆在厨房做菜啦，还有看一群小朋友在街对过的小学里玩呀。奇怪的是，他们明明玩的很开心，不过一听到铃声就跑光光了。有时他们也会来找我玩，还叫我“宝宝”。那可不是我的名字，我的名字是Jackie!

I like singing, but mommy and daddy think I make funny noises. They don’t know what real music is.
我爱唱！可爸妈愣说我在制造噪音。他们完全不懂音乐。

I like sleeping. No, that’s not true, even though I sleep much longer than everyone in my family everyday.
我爱睡！才不。虽然我是家里睡得最多的，但这也不意味我爱睡觉，睡觉太浪费时间。

My First Trip to S.D.

I went to San Diego on Chinese New Year and also Valentine's day with Mommy, Daddy, grandpa and grandma . I love S.D., a lovely So-Cal sunny beach city.

First, we visited Balboa Park. It is the biggest park I've ever seen during my life, even that's only 5 months. There are a bunch of old-style fancy buildings with lots of flower or curve-shaped decorations on exterior walls. Those buildings currently serve as museums. We also saw a cactus sale in a courtyard of one building, where I found a lot lot of BABY cactus on sale. They are just as cute as me :D I also saw many dogs in the park. There was one garden where there was so many flowers. I try to grab them, but daddy kept holding me back.

After the Balboa Park, we drove all the way to Mexico!! Actually, just to the Mexico/USA border, which was only 30 minute drive. Grandma and grandpa really liked the border, but I didn't get to go see it. I stayed in the car and played with Mommy. We then drove up to Coronado, which is a large piece of land in the San Diego bay, but it is not an island. Its connected with a narrow land-bridge. While there, we got to see some SUPER fancy houses, a SUPER fancy hotel, and a SUPER fancy sunset.

For dinner that night, we met my Uncle Steve for a nice dinner at the restaurant in his hotel. Daddy got a big discount, so he decided to splurge and have us enjoy a nice meal. Unfortunately I didn't get to eat any :P When we got to the room of the hotel, I didn't want this fun day to end, so I cried for almost an hour. I guess that didn't make my Mommy and Daddy want to take me out again, so I gave up and went to sleep.

The next day was also very fun. We started out trying to walk to the cliffs near our hotel, but the golf course was in the way, and there was no way to walk around it. So, we just headed out to see my Uncle Steve at his house, and this is where I met Steve's family. I guess this is the third time I met them, but I can't remember the first. My Daddy told me that it was at my friend Elana's birthday party, but I can't remember who she is either... hopefully I'll meet her again soon. Steve's family was very cool. Quincy is his oldest son with lots of crazy curly hairs, and he is very tall compare to me. He's only 4 years old, but he was jumping and rolling and doing so many fun things. Aiden is his youngest son with beautiful blue eyes, and he was very curious about me. He watched me a lot, but he didn't ask me any questions. But I can forgive him since he is only 1.5 years old. We got to play with a fun toy that would throw balls in the air. I could not figure out how it worked though. Hopefully I can go back there and play with it some more.

After that, we all went to a big ship with a bunch of cool airplanes on it. I guess this is called an aircraft carrier. I have never seen such a big thing. We walked around for almost 4 hours and I never got upset. At the end of that trip, I was so tired that I just fell asleep. The drive home was very relaxing, and I slept all the way home. This was one of my favorite trips that I've been on, and I hope I can come back soon to visit Uncle Steve and see more beautiful things in San Diego.

Little Buddha 小和尚

Just before I turned to be five months old, mommy and daddy shaved my hair last Saturday. Now I successfully become a "little monk". Since this winter is not that cold, I am ok with my cool hair style. Plus I have a bunch of hats, and I can make full use of them.

The whole procedure of shaving my head is unbelievable. Daddy is almost a professional barber. He practiced on his head a lot before trimming my hair. Mommy, grandma and grandpa are an entertainment team working for me. With their hard work, I barely noticed the pain.

When I looked at a mirror, I almost can't recognize myself. I thought I were a girl before, but now...

为了让我从小就引领时尚，爸妈在我即将五个月的时候给我来了次“转型”，我被他们打造成了一名“小和尚”。好在这个冬天不冷，加上我有一打很酷的帽子，我还能忍受我的新发型。

剃头可不是闹着玩儿的，这得全家总动员！爸爸是我的御用理发师，他在给我动刀之前在自己的脑袋上练习了无数次。妈妈外公外婆是我的御用戏班，在我面前又唱歌又拍手。由于他们的努力工作，我几乎没有感觉到任何疼痛。等我再照镜子的时候，我竟然认不出自己了！我本以为我是个女孩的呀，现在怎么。。。

WOW! I have my own!

YEAH! I am so glad that I become a five-month-old blogger today! I know, currently nobody can understand what I am talking about, but I really wanna discuss with grandpa and grandma about some social issues, such as Haiti earthquack relief or Google's future in China, so I have to start to write down what I want to say here :-)

My dear daddy had his 30th birthday yesterday. Too bad daddy and mommy forgot to invite me to eat the birthday cake, otherwise I would jump out of my crib to the dinning table and eat all the yummy cheesecake!

太棒了，我现在是五个月大的博主了！我费尽心思力图在家与外公外婆探讨一些社会热门话题，比如海地灾后重建啦、谷歌的在华命运什么的，可他们怎么就不明白我说的，所以，本博只好在此开博了:-)

亲爱的老爸昨天30大寿。遗憾的是，老爸老妈竟忘了叫我一起吃生日蛋糕，否则我真会从我的摇窝里一跃而起扑向那香喷喷的芝士蛋糕。。。